🛑🌲🦌 ALERT: WE’RE LOOKING FOR A AWESOME HUMAN. HEART OF GOLD REQUIRED. SENSE OF ADVENTURE MANDATORY. FLANNEL SHIRT OPTIONAL. 🌲🦌🛑
New Hartford, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of overly dramatic white-tailed deer in charge of recruitment is stomping their hooves impatiently. 🦌📋
They’ve sniffed the applications.
They’ve chewed on the blueprints.
They’ve unanimously snorted: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂
💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜
📍 NEW HARTFORD, CT
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!
🧩 HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING!
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!
🧩 HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING!
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🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:
🧦 Can you keep your cool when the day decides to completely improvise?
🎨 Can you turn a pile of building blocks into a mega-fortress without a blueprint?
🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just won a gold medal? 🥇
🦆 Can you pull off being a total goofball while still keeping your eye on the goals?
💜 Do you genuinely want to help a child build confidence and learn new skills?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE NEW HARTFORD WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🦌✅
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🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!
You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.
Your daily missions might include:
🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.
🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns.
🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep things exciting.
🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.
💜 Supporting autistic children as they explore, learn, and succeed.
Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact.
IT’S COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND REAL HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜
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💸 THE PART YOUR WALLET IS BEGGING YOU TO READ
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!
Your bank account just stood up and cheered.
Your coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS
We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME!
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see.
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see.
🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START!
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
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🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You care about making people smile.
✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.
✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.
✅ You bring warm, positive energy to the table.
✅ You’re open to learning and growing every day.
🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TEA PARTY WHILE SERIOUSLY DISCUSSING STRATEGY.
Please do not actually drink the plastic tea. HR is watching. 😭☕
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📣 NEW HARTFORD, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.
A job paying $25–$30/hour.
High-quality training and transferable skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.
And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌
💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 New Hartford, Connecticut
💸 $25–$30 per hour
🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
💸 $25–$30 per hour
🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!