🛑🗽🚇 ALERT: THE URBAN LEGEND IS TRUE. WE ARE SEARCHING FOR A HIGH-ENERGY HUMAN. BIG HEART REQUIRED. CHILL VIBE PREFERRED. TIMBS OPTIONAL. 🗽🚇🛑
The Bronx… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of aggressive pigeons currently holding down our recruitment office is losing their patience. 🐦📋
They’ve cooed at the applications.
They’ve intercepted the bagels.
They’ve unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂
💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜
📍 THE BRONX, NY
💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!
🧩 HELP A KIDDO METRO-CARD THEIR WAY TO SUCCESS IN A ROLE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!
💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!
🧩 HELP A KIDDO METRO-CARD THEIR WAY TO SUCCESS IN A ROLE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!
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🧪 THE UNOFFICIAL BRONX VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:
🧦 Can you keep your cool when the 4/5/6 train is delayed and the daily plan completely improvises?
🎨 Can you turn a game of Connect Four into an epic showdown without requiring a Madison Square Garden budget?
🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just hit a walk-off home run at Yankee Stadium? ⚾🍎
🦆 Can you be a total goofball to get a laugh, while still keeping your eye on the goals?
💜 Do you genuinely want to help an autistic child build confidence and learn new skills?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE FIVE-BOROUGH WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🐦✅
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🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!
You’ll work one-on-one with an awesome child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.
Your daily missions might include:
🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.
🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns without a meltdown.
🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep sessions exciting.
🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.
💜 Supporting amazing kids as they explore, learn, and succeed.
Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens in a boring cubicle until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact right here in the community.
IT’S REAL COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜
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💸 THE PART YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS BEGGING YOU TO READ
💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!
Your checking account just stood up and cheered.
Your chopped cheese and iced coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS
We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend scheduling options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend scheduling options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME!
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, Social Work, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what NY grad schools love to see.
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, Social Work, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what NY grad schools love to see.
🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a behavioral science textbook memorized.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a behavioral science textbook memorized.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START!
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
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🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You care about making people smile.
✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.
✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.
✅ You bring warm, positive energy to every single session.
✅ You’re open to learning and accepting guidance.
🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN ACCURATELY EXPLAIN THE RULES OF TAG TO A 5-YEAR-OLD WITHOUT LOSING YOUR BREATH.
Please do not actually run inside the hallways. HR is watching. 😭🏃♂️
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📣 THE BRONX, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.
A job paying $20-$30/hour.
High-quality paid training and transferable skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.
And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌
💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 The Bronx, New York
💸 $20–$30 per hour
🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
💸 $20–$30 per hour
🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!