🚨 BREAKING: LOCAL 7-YEAR-OLD SEEKS WORTHY OPPONENT 🚨
📍 Yorktown Heights, NY 10598
🕓 After 4:00 PM | 25 hrs/week
💰 Pay that will make your bank account send you a thank-you card
The Job: Be the Behavior Technician (BT/RBT) for a 1-on-1, in-home case with a brilliant, hilarious, very verbal 7-year-old girl. She’s sweet as sugar, sharp as a tack, and she negotiates like she just passed the bar exam. Moderate functioning, severe behaviors, and zero chill during a tough moment. 😅
You might be our person if:
✅ You can keep a perfectly calm face while being cross-examined about why bedtime is “technically a suggestion”
✅ You have the patience of a monk and the energy of a golden retriever
✅ You believe every kid deserves someone in their corner (and you can stay in it)
Why you’ll love it:
🌅 Your mornings are YOURS. Sleep in, brunch, do you. We start after 4 PM.
🗣️ English & Spanish speakers: you’re our favorite. ¡Te necesitamos!
💙 A BCBA with your back. Supportive, responsible, and empathetic. You won’t be figuring it out alone.
💸 Top-tier pay. Yes, really.
⏳ This case won’t last long, and neither will the negotiation skills you’ll pick up.
📲 Interested? WhatsApp DM us TODAY with your resume, availability, and hourly pay expectation. Mention the 25-Hour Yorktown Heights Case (10598).
Come for the case, stay for the plot twists. 🎬