🦸♂️ BEHAVIOR TECHS ASSEMBLE! 🦸♀️
🚨 URGENT SUPERHERO RECRUITMENT - SAUGERTIES, NY! 🚨
A tiny human with a BIG personality is searching for her next superhero sidekick! 💥
We're looking for an awesome Behavior Tech / ABA Para to work 1:1 with an incredible verbal 4-year-old girl. She may only be 3 feet tall, but make no mistake... she occasionally operates as the CEO, Head of Negotiations, Director of Chaos, and President of "I Said No." 😂
Your Superpowers: ✨ Patience of a Jedi
✨ Energy of The Flash
✨ Reliability of Captain America
✨ The ability to keep a straight face during toddler-level hostage negotiations
Mission Rewards: 💰 AMAZING PAY
🕒 Flexible Evening & Weekend Hours
💙 25 Consistent Hours Per Week
🏆 Real-Life Hero Status
No cape required (but highly encouraged).
You'll work in a comfortable home setting with virtual BCBA support, helping one amazing child build skills, crush goals, and occasionally remind her that she is, in fact, not the boss of the universe. 😅
⚠️ WARNING: This case may disappear faster than Batman when the restaurant bill arrives.
📩 Apply today before another superhero claims the mission!
🦸 SAVE THE DAY. EARN GREAT PAY. BE HOME FOR DINNER. 🦸♀️